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Post by Redack on Aug 27, 2005 12:45:37 GMT -5
I want an answer!!!
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Post by Gurthok on Aug 27, 2005 12:46:52 GMT -5
Red, you're allied with the Vong(who I can weaken severely through a minor technicality of one of DM's rules). They hate tech, and they'll kill you if they see you with cyborgs. The entire Vong race is a godmode species.
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Post by Redack on Aug 27, 2005 12:48:13 GMT -5
Foolish little Gurthok! You know nothing of what I am up to so do not tell me what I already know... Ok?
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Post by George W. Bush on Aug 27, 2005 12:48:42 GMT -5
*Suddenly an army of Dookus hermit crabs break into the enclave and begin to attack Redack and Gurthok with their pinchers! If you will not play fairly, young Redack/GUrthok, then you be destroyed! Or at least severly pinched!
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Post by Gurthok on Aug 27, 2005 12:50:50 GMT -5
~Just then the crabs were suddenly stopped, immobilized and completely unable to move at all. They are surrounded by purple Force Energy. This ancient technique of the Jedi, no longer taught to padawans, is a technique Gurthok learned and still knows....and just used on the crabs. Thus, the attack was blocked~ You underestimate the power of a Jedi Consular.
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Post by Redack on Aug 27, 2005 12:51:07 GMT -5
#Knocks them back with a force push and keeps doing it so they can't get him# ((If ur allowed an army of crabs in this, i'm allowed forcep woers in this ))
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Post by Redack on Aug 27, 2005 12:51:57 GMT -5
Gurthoks too quick for me -_-
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Post by George W. Bush on Aug 27, 2005 12:54:28 GMT -5
*Because of their ancestry, hermit crabs have a small ammount of Yasalimi DNA in them. They continue to march at Gurthok and Redack, their force immunity protecting them...
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Post by Gurthok on Aug 27, 2005 12:55:17 GMT -5
Yep, and ta think that tha Jedi don't teach that old yet useful power any more. ~Sees the crabss are moving again and orders an orbital bombardment. an Imperial Star Destroyer shootss turbolasers at the crabs blowing them up. ~
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Post by Redack on Aug 27, 2005 12:56:03 GMT -5
Clever boy! #Gets whats left of the Wayland Empire's army to kill the crabs!#
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Post by Gurthok on Aug 27, 2005 12:57:01 GMT -5
~was again too quick for Red, so Red'a army killed only the crabs the ISD missed. ~
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Post by George W. Bush on Aug 27, 2005 12:59:08 GMT -5
*The crabs all retreat into their shielded-lightsaber-laser-anything shells. The bombardment throws all of them foreward. They land at Gurthok and Redacks feet. The crabs then begin to pinch Redack and Gurthok!
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Post by Redack on Aug 27, 2005 13:01:03 GMT -5
#Redack levitates too high for the crabs to get him (usign the force to do so of course ^_^)#
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Post by George W. Bush on Aug 27, 2005 13:04:08 GMT -5
((Yasalimi Redack!)) *Redack floats about a foot off the ground before the Yasalimis force suppression effects take... effect. Then he falls on his back, allowing the pinching hermit crabs to crawl up his shirt and, more painfully: ON HIS FACE!
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Post by Gurthok on Aug 27, 2005 13:04:24 GMT -5
~he calls upon George Lucas' help and Lucas gives him the secret to instantly kill the crabs. Gurthok follows that secret and the crabs die before they could think of pinching him or Redack.~
((LMAO Bush is Bantha fodder! XD))
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Post by George W. Bush on Aug 27, 2005 13:06:24 GMT -5
*The crabs also have n00bs in their ancestry, thus having n00b DNA as well! They resist the evil secret and continue on! They crawl all over Gurthok, pinching every centimeter of skin...
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Post by Redack on Aug 27, 2005 13:06:37 GMT -5
I quote: 'hermit crabs have a small ammount of Yasalimi DNA in them' I don't think a SMALL amount would be enough because from what i know they only generate a small area so with only a small amount of the DNA it wouldn't realy be effective enough to work
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Post by George W. Bush on Aug 27, 2005 13:08:58 GMT -5
((BUt with soo many hermit crabs in one area the effective area expands. Accept it! Once you do they'll finish pinching and leave!))
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Post by Gurthok on Aug 27, 2005 13:10:14 GMT -5
~George Lucas is the ultimate Creator of Star Wars, just as God is the Ultimate Creator of the universe. Thus, George Lucas' secret is n00b proof and works stopping the crabs before they could touch me like I said.~
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Post by Redack on Aug 27, 2005 13:12:44 GMT -5
No Dooku! I will never accept it because you are wrong! i don't care what you say yoru still wrong!
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Post by George W. Bush on Aug 27, 2005 13:13:57 GMT -5
((Can't have done! Nothing is n00b proof! Plus you didn't state that it was first, so it can be percieved as not being! I win! Let them pinch you and be on their way for gods sake!))
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Post by George W. Bush on Aug 27, 2005 13:15:07 GMT -5
((Grrr... Redack! Accept it or I'll bring in the special ops hermits!))
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Post by Redack on Aug 27, 2005 13:15:38 GMT -5
#What Dooku/Bush doesn't realise is he doesn't really control them either so they also get dooku/bush! Nothing you do can change this! It has already happened #
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Post by Gurthok on Aug 27, 2005 13:16:35 GMT -5
~he calls upon George Lucas' help and Lucas gives him the secret to instantly kill the crabs. Gurthok follows that secret and the crabs die before they could think of pinching him or Redack.~ ((LMAO Bush is Bantha fodder! XD)) That tells that my block came before they could pinch. You lose. Oh, and don't make me enforce Combine's anti-cheater punishment. They ban you if you cheat.
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Post by George W. Bush on Aug 27, 2005 13:21:54 GMT -5
((Lol, Gurthok you're being such a n00b.... but then again this is a n00b fight!)) *The crabs shells protect them from anything! They finish pinching Redack (who now looks like a red balloon!) and leave Gurthok the way he is. Then they peacefully leave... ((HAppy Gurthy?))
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Post by Gurthok on Aug 27, 2005 13:23:43 GMT -5
((lol, ok. ^_^ tried protecting Red, though. But I guess the secret would have only shielded him if he had used it, too. Apparantly it only protects the users. Poor little balloony Redack.))
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Post by George W. Bush on Aug 27, 2005 13:24:49 GMT -5
((Lol. You will be a target for some time Gurthok! You never know when the special ops hermits will strike, or when they won't...))
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Post by Gurthok on Aug 27, 2005 13:28:33 GMT -5
~Gets some Hermit Crab Eating rancors, whose diets only consist of hermit crabs.~
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Post by George W. Bush on Aug 27, 2005 13:30:37 GMT -5
*THe special ops hermit crabs will simply use their secret concealed sedative-containing darts that are disguised as their second pair of "feelers"
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Post by Redack on Aug 27, 2005 13:34:37 GMT -5
I noticed how you ignored my last reply Dooku!
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